The cost of email vs the cost of SMS
Posted by stephen in Uncategorized on March 15, 2011
Had an interesting thought this morning. Everyone is so obsessed with the Short Messenging Service (SMS) and a great many people are impressed by Blackberry’s Messenger, which is exactly the same thing, instead it is much much cheaper, indeed many providers build that in so that the protocol is free. But all they have done [...]
40 Little (No pun intended I swear) Known Midget Facts
Posted by stephen in Uncategorized on March 14, 2011
1. If you hit a midget with a stick, he turns into 40 gold coins. 2. If you throw a midget into a tub of hot water, he makes Sleepytime tea! 3. 7 midgets thrown into a sausage machine makes 2 pounds of Kielbasa. 4. it takes 2 midgets to make one order of Midget [...]
Law 1
No one is allowed to accept any kind of services, discounts, or preferential treatment of ANY kind in return for political favors unless: a. they have made a bona fide attempt to pay for a service in the normal way, b. their lives would otherwise be in danger; or c. they really want to. Invoking [...]
I am Supreme Emperor of the Galaxy!
Posted by stephen in Ruling the Galaxy on October 29, 2010
I need a cabinet to help me rule! Together we shall crush the pizzafaced people of Zagulon Beta and Sentient Anchovies of XXhdfgtgdsedgc VII In alphabobical order: Ministry: Pope Dan Bandi: Leader of the Discordian Church Minister of things shaped like funny squiggles Charlene Abate: Chief Bodyguard Right hand of the emperor Minister of all [...]
How deadly is plutonium?
Posted by stephen in Nuclear Power on September 15, 2010
One man, Dr. Bernard Cohen, went so far as to volunteer to eat as much plutonium as Ralph Nader would caffeine in an attempt to demonstrate the folly of the severe toxicity claims.
How I feel about the gameplay in the Soccer World Cup
Posted by stephen in Uncategorized on June 25, 2010
This pretty much sums up how I feel about the “injuries” during the Soccer World Cup..
Who Am I?
Good Question. Here is a helping video.
Letter to the world, and myself
Posted by stephen in Philosophy on June 24, 2010
The just always try to conquer inner space, the self. The unjust, opposite, they attempt to conquer outer space, the universe. So now tell me, which would you rather want; To own yourself and be happy, Or to own others but never your own soul? I think we’re all criminally insane in our own way, [...]
Ode to the Coffee Machine
Posted by stephen in Philosophy on June 24, 2010
You were always there to perk me up, A welcome cup when the day’s got rough, No more will I hear your cheerful burble, Your strength helping me over the hurdle, The time has come to say good bye, Coffee machines come and go, But they never die.
On Pyromania
Posted by stephen in Philosophy on June 24, 2010
Pyromania does not need to be seen as evil, in a way its a spiritual liberating experience, its the near worship of one of the most powerful natural forces in existence, the very reason for our ascension to the top of the food chain. Pyromania is not an act. Nor is it a sickness. Pyromania [...]