I am Supreme Emperor of the Galaxy!


I need a cabinet to help me rule! Together we shall crush the pizzafaced people of Zagulon Beta and Sentient Anchovies of XXhdfgtgdsedgc VII

In alphabobical order:

Ministry:

Pope Dan Bandi:
Leader of the Discordian Church
Minister of things shaped like funny squiggles

Charlene Abate:
Chief Bodyguard
Right hand of the emperor
Minister of all things cute and fluffy

Wayne Coetzee:
Minister of making things go really fast
Official Wingman and Bro
Grand High Whatsit of the Empire’s Vehicle Corps

Kevin Coetzee:
Minister of really cool things that go BOOM!
Grand high Whatever of the Empire’s Army

Debi Coetzee:
Chief Grammar Nazi
Representative for mental instability

Eugene Koekemoer:
Representative for Hello Kitty merchandise
Fallen bachelor

  1. #1 by Kevin Coetzee on October 29, 2010 - 8:54 am

    I sound like a crazy explosive addict, that wants to declare WAR on everything……….

    MUAHAHAHAHAA.

  2. #2 by Dan Bandi on October 29, 2010 - 10:21 am

    The amount awesomeness here should illegal!!

  3. #3 by Dan Bandi on October 29, 2010 - 10:41 am

    Oops! Please delete the above comment, before the grammar nazi gets me!

  4. #4 by stephen on November 6, 2010 - 9:23 am

    *sniff* no. In your excitement, you stumbled over the keyboard. An understandable mistake. Too much awesomeness is bad for your spelleling :P

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